Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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