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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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