How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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