''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

a. why? b. because

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

You bumder!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why so serious? Your brother died.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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