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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

National security?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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