What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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