Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Anti Joke

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