- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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