- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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