Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

PIED NINNY!

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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