- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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