- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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