Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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