Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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