- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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