How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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