What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Psychics.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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