Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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