- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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