- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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