Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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