- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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