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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

James Patrick Campbell

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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