Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you end a sentence

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

don't just stand there

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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