What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A baby seal walks into a club.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

James Patrick Campbell

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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