Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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