how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Psychics.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

batman has diarrhea

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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