What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Help I'm being raped!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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poop.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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