David Cameron

thumb_up thumb_down +13

breasts

thumb_up thumb_down +13

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +13

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

thumb_up thumb_down +13

kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

thumb_up thumb_down +13

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops