- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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