Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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ur gey

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

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