- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Religion.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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