Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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think twice or at least think

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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It's all Taggart

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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