Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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