- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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