- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Without geometry life would be pointless

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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