- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock Knock Come in! :)

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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