knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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hi

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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