Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Good to see you today!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Swag.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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You.

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Miscarriages.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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