- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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