how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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FIRE!!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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