What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Obama 2012

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A man walks around a bar.

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