well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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