u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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