- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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