- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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