- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

The WPGA tour

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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