A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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my gramma died

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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batman has diarrhea

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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