A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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OIO

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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