- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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