- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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