Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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when debbie meets downer

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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