Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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