- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then none of us want to be right.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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